December 2009
69 posts
Welcome To My Nerdmare →
Her name is Heather Watson, but many of you Gawker commenters of yore may remember her as Hez. Let’s give you a primer, shall we?
Hey Vic, Scobie Wants To Hang →
Robert Scoble, tech expert, wants to get you drunk so you will tell him things…
Michael Arrington To Earth: F*** You →
Michael Arrington, person who gives money to Sarah Lacy and Paul Carr, is wrapping up the old year with an outburst of earth love.
Scobie Will Not Be Responding To You Further →
Robert Scoble, social media hooker for no reason, flounced at some twitter person for daring to post an unfavorable response to some story he did.
thatgirlallison Fears Shark Attack →
Our pal Web20Morons started following her tumblr and this obviously required a statement from allison…
Meghan McCain Is So Republican, You Don’t Even... →
Megatits McCain, serious politits, is taking a break from defending her body.
Sarah Lacy Approaching Her Goal →
Sarah “Woodward” Lacy set herself a goal for 2009 that benefits all of us, and she’s omgthisclose to accomplishing it…
Stay On My Internets: Adrien Field →
Poor Adrien Field. We pick on him so much here on GOMI…
Stay On My Internets: Jessica Chu →
It’s no secret that I totally love Jessica Chu.
Cary Randolph Slowly Turning Into Julia Allison →
Cary Randolph, writer, is taking tips from Julia “I packed too much omg” Allison and tweeting her special travel experiences…
Kevin Rose Is Really Into Christmas →
Kevin Rose really digs Christmas. OMG c wut I did thar??? Yeah ok. Let’s pretend that didn’t happen.
Mary Doesn’t Want To See You, OK? →
Mary Rambin, empress of Fantastica, is not feeling up to your holiday socializing demands.
New Gawker Realized It Liked Itself Better as Old... →
According to The Awl, two writers of Gawker past are returning to into Lord Denton’s fold: Doree Shafrir and Richard Lawson, who doesn’t like us very much.
Excerpt Of Paul Carr’s Life Changing Novel Posted →
Paul Carr has been hounded by his millions of fans into posting a portion of his career making novel online.
Sarah Lacy Demands Objectivity And Accuracy,... →
Sarah Lacy, obvious psychotic attention whore, went crackers on some public radio show for making a joke.
I am the blorg!!!
Is that young mediawankfestite tumblr finally corking it? If that’s what that post means we can’t blame them. They probably got the news that The Gawker Deathstar and Papa Bear Denton won some shit from an advertising magazine, and how Gawker.tv swept those Obliteratti Fuck Yeah, US! awards. They know there is no longer any point in trying to compete. Eventual extinction or...
Gird Your Loins: A Week Of Stay On My Internets →
GOMI isn’t all hate and bile. We love to love the internets!
thatgirlallison Is A Media Elite →
Seriously this is why I am not impressed with this party circuit.
Nick Denton Will Not Let You Forget That Gawker... →
Papa Bear Denton, the man responsible for how you blog today, would like to remind you that Gawker Media is the number one blog on the entire fucking earth and you better just accept it!
R.I.P., TMI Weekly →
TMI Weekly, the sad internet “talk show” starring the founders of NonSociety.com, has finally kicked the bucket.
Yeah I Don’t Get It Either →
I want to let all of you know I found a part time job this week that will help with my expenses. Yeah yeah it’s retail but hey, I have no pride, a job is a job and you do what have to do right?!
Julia Allison Having A Fire Sale →
Is this the end of Julia Allison’s big glossy image spinning of herself as the Carrie Bradshaw of the midwest secretarial set?
Thank You, Mary Rambin. →
Ok, yeah yeah. Hate on Mary. But guys, look at her pics lately.
Meghan McCain Can Really Pick Friends →
Megatits McCain, victim of sexual harassment, is now hanging out with Julia Allison. I think this pretty much sums up all we need to know about her.
Adriend Field Pulled Over For Being FAAAHHHBULOUS →
Adrien Field, FABULOUS!, was pulled over for something in Texas.
Sarah Lacy’s Life Nothing But Pain →
Gawd the webtards are being boring! Seems the only person with anything going on is the eternally suffering Sarah Lacy.
Adriend Field Is A Poor And A Fatty →
Thanks to National GOMIgraphic photographer Mary Rambin, this rare photo of Adrien Field feeding is now available.
Paul Carr Prefers American Girls →
Attention American girls: are you longing for the touch of a pasty pom?
Sarah Lacy’s Husband Thrilled To Have Her Home →
Sarah Lacy, benevolent culture lover, has returned home to her smelly Mission house and her adoring husband.
Sean Percival Is Naked On Facebook Maybe →
Sean Percival is confused by social networking stuff.
Before We Forget, Happy Birthday Emily Brill! →
It seems just a year ago, Emily Brill had a birthday, and now she has another one!
David Karp Likes To Eat →
David Karp, winner of the 2009 Platform of the Year Award, has a rumble in his tummy and HIM NEEDS FOODS!
Nothing Says Luxury Like Blakeley Holding A Drink →
Richard Blakeley is the face of luxury.
Adrien Field Doesn’t Like Men’s Fashion That... →
Adrien Field, Bear Daddy, hates America and its fashion, because it’s for manly, manly men.
Obliterati Awards About What You Expected →
So last night the “First Annual Obliterati Awards” was held, and I did the only thing I could do to really share the experience with you – I watched the video.
Caroline McCarthy Should Do This More Often →
OMGBEARS McCarthy, writer person, is virtually unrecognizable!
Meghan McCain Needs To Make A Beer Run →
Megatits McCain just experienced the worst pain of her tragedy filled life: she’s out of BEER!
A Nation Awaits News Of Sarah Lacy’s Recovery →
Breaking! Have you been eating yourself up wondering why Sarah Lacy, globetrotter, hasn’t been posting much lately?
Chaz! Starting To Turn Into Craigslist Casual... →
Charles Forman, man in search of a woman, is starting to sound like a weird NSA ad.
Adriend Shows His Thenthitive Side →
After a flurry of negative attention this week, Adrien Field arrived in LA to get hugs and support from his besty Mary.
Fashion Power Couple Takes Manhattan →
Cary, best dressed girl in Missourah, took her Hayden Lookalike Pixie Friend out to some GofG party in yet another variation of her lumberack shirt with white pants outfit…
Julia Allison’s Heart Is A Revolving Door →
Yes Julia keeps her husband prospects on rotation like chickens in a Boston Market.
Paul Carr is Topical →
Paul Carr, who is even more boring now that he’s sober, is taking a moment from his time in Paris to make an AIDS joke.
And The Houston Chronicle Is Worse For It →
Despite her commendable attempts to do actual work, Mary did not get a job at The Houston Chronicle.
At Least SOMEBODY Likes Us →
Apparently, from what I hear, some people don’t like this blog and me particularly.
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Rachel’s Boyfriend David Karp Better Shut His... →
I talk shit about RBDK because, well, it’s what I do.
Shira Lazar Can’t Help It If She’s So Popular →
Shira Lazar, popular person, probably isn’t coming to your superlame holiday party.
Paultato Head Had Amazing Birthday →
Continuing the birthday hoorays, Paul Carr had his thrilling 30th birthday last night.
Partypants Wishes Rachel Sklar A Happy... →
My birthday gift to you, Richal: another episode of “Editor At Sklarge”.
Blakeley Needs Help →
Despite dismal pageviews, Gawker.tv is looking for interns.